Collecting Bar Memorabilia Mugs

'Yes, the peanuts are free. But, we still expect you to buy a drink!'

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

"I have to say - we don't get may pigs in here!"

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

Fossil bands

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Fab Four

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Ostrich Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

W.C.Fields

June Brown

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.