Barware Collector Mugs

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'It's a spork!'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Origin of the 'spork'

Drinking Hats

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Cool bulls.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

"Profiling!"

Fork reading newspaper

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"Should we start without him?"