Cutlery Collector Mugs

A Fork-lift.

'Evolution....the modern elephant.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Don't pay attention to him, it's just Atheist Spoon.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

It's my Sporn and Hork!

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Love cutlery

"Fork wit!"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

Fork reading newspaper

Lonely fork looking for friends.

"Should we start without him?"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"You really created a stir coming here."

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

A Magician's X-Ray

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Crucifix Spoon

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Can we talk about something other than the utensil drawer?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Origin of the 'spork'

Flatware Follies.

The Spoonish Inquisition

Swiss excalibur...