Plaque Battlers Pillows

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Get an afterlife!'

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

fish in a bottle...

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Stadium usher of the month.

Knights of the Coffee Table

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'It's reading Health and Safety Regulations that makes me sick!'

"It's a mug's game!"

Winter workplace cabin fever.

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

Department of Redundancy

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

GP Recruitment Quota Lottery

"Exercise? I've been run off my feet with Boris's stupid 30 million letters!"

"I'd like to file my expenses...so long as I can claim for the headache tablets afterwards"

Decoy hamper

"The ruddy inland revenue is planning to tax subsidised lunches now."

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

"But I'm not well yet."

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

N.Y Landmark.

NHS very direct - 'You have a terminal illness and you are going to die. Thanks for your call...'

To The Sorry For The Inconvenience Department

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"

Foley Doo Doo.