Plaque Battlers Gifts

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Pop Culture for Teens

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Get an afterlife!'

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

fish in a bottle...

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Knights of the Coffee Table

Stadium usher of the month.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'It's reading Health and Safety Regulations that makes me sick!'

"It's a mug's game!"

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Winter workplace cabin fever.

GP Recruitment Quota Lottery

Builder adjusting a wall.

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

Department of Redundancy

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

N.Y Landmark.

Decoy hamper

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

"But I'm not well yet."

"Exercise? I've been run off my feet with Boris's stupid 30 million letters!"

"The ruddy inland revenue is planning to tax subsidised lunches now."

"I'd like to file my expenses...so long as I can claim for the headache tablets afterwards"

NHS very direct - 'You have a terminal illness and you are going to die. Thanks for your call...'

To The Sorry For The Inconvenience Department

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"