Belief Battlers Gifts

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Get an afterlife!'

'Confusionism'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Heat and Food Poisoning

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'The end is near.'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

Support Our Apologists.

"It's a mug's game!"

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

The Skeptics' Association.

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

'Well, self-righteousness is better than no righteousness at all, isn't it?'

'Hold it right there, fella.'

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

Priest reading 'The Joy of Sects'.

"How can your god be both intangible and male? Does he have an intangible penis?"

Monk with multiple beliefs

Monk destroys a question mark.