Belief Defender Gifts

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'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Confusionism'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Government Interference with Science.

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

Reference and Economic Reference.

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

Prayers For Agnostics

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

Where a family should point to when it needs help.

The Skeptics' Association.

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

'There are new procedures for intellectual property rights...'

'Well, self-righteousness is better than no righteousness at all, isn't it?'

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."