Brick Breaker T-Shirts

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Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'No ice.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Werewolves of London..."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Female business.

Brickie's Mate

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Brick Salesman