Brick Breaker Mugs

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Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'No ice.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Werewolves of London..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

Female business.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Brick Salesman