Cycle Breaker Gifts

Man running in a hamster wheel

Economic Fears.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'

The end of a vicious cycle.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Musical Bicycle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"FISH ON"

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Happy Office

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Try S instead of L."