Cycle Breaker Gifts

Man running in a hamster wheel

Economic Fears.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'

The end of a vicious cycle.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Musical Bicycle.

"FISH ON"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Happy Office

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'