String Breaker Gifts

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"Tong!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Cellist wearing face mask.

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

Eddie Van Halen.

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Puppetteer ?

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

BB King.

"Get back in there!"

"I got an extension.'

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

Music Lessons. It was a mistake signing a guitar lessons contract when the advertisement said "no strings attached."

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Caution Dulcimer

'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'

The Puppet Master

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"