Chain Breaker Gifts

"I got an extension.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Chain Smoking

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'No ice.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man running in a hamster wheel

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...