Chain Breaker Pillows

"I got an extension.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Chain Smoking

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'No ice.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man running in a hamster wheel

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

No juggling allowed.

"Give him his food."