Curse Breaker Pillows

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'This is a warning about a curse.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

No juggling allowed.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Lab safety Rule No. 1