Chip Breaker Gifts

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'No ice.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Little league world series of poker.

Man running in a hamster wheel

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Cryptologists Anonymous

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'