Chip Cruncher Gifts

'No, you can't have potato chips. I swear, you kids never want something good for you, like bait.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Little league world series of poker.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

loan

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"Cough cough"

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Solicitor Reading House Deeds

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

OUT of ORDER

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

Banker Nightmares.

"Help yourself to a fortune cookie while the ball is warming up."

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"Bad breath! Bad."

The Family Inactive - Couch Potatoes/Rug Spuds.

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips

"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"

Risk, Benefit and Public Hysteria.

'How much do you want?'