Chip Muncher Gifts

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"Bad breath! Bad."

'I wish he wouldn't sit there eating chips!'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Little league world series of poker.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"They're sound bites."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Motivation

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

"My chips need more salsa."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

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