Chip Muncher Mugs

Rediscover Chips & Cookies!

"Bad breath! Bad."

'I wish he wouldn't sit there eating chips!'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Little league world series of poker.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"They're sound bites."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Motivation

"My chips need more salsa."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

Naughty Food

OUT of ORDER

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'