Chip Chompers Gifts

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Little league world series of poker.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

OUT of ORDER

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Seagulls

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"Good news, Terry, I've hit my target weight. We can start having chips again every night."

"Bad breath! Bad."

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'