Chompers Champion Gifts

'But toothache is the worst!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

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Chris Froome

Distractions: Work Disputes

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Bureaucrat

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

Muhammed Ali RIP

"Careful...she bites."

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

OUT of ORDER

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"What's next?"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final