Comedy Chompers Gifts

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Clown Skis.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'The sty is falling!!'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Hypnotoon

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"Go deep!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

The Great Sarcasmo

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Polly Clinic.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Beware of dog...poop.

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"That's what we look like naked??"