Comedy Chasers Gifts

'Officer, my name is Wilber Robin$son and I'd like to report a trespassing dollar sign.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

When clowns are hunting.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Noah's ark, many lions

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'