Chip Munchers Gifts

The Family Inactive - Couch Potatoes/Rug Spuds.

Little league world series of poker.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"My chips need more salsa."

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

Seagulls

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

Man eating 'after work mints'

OUT of ORDER

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"Good news, Terry, I've hit my target weight. We can start having chips again every night."

Zombies eat brains, eh? Some TV shows do, too.

Breaking Bad Wind