Chip Chaser Gifts

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

Little league world series of poker.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Ornithologist

Window in the Sky.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Walken On Clouds

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Golfing with God.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

OOPS!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

More jets.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'