Cloud Muncher Gifts

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Barry Norman

The Directors Gut.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"They're sound bites."

Gamers

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Theater Usher Moms.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Basketball Halo

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Man eating 'after work mints'