Ocean Muncher Gifts

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

The Directors Gut.

Barry Norman

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"They're sound bites."

Gamers

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Theater Usher Moms.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"