Ocean Muncher Mugs

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"They're sound bites."

Gamers

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'