Muddy Muncher Gifts

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Cemetery Pie"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Naughty Food

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."