Messy Munchers Gifts

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Alphabet soup

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"Cemetery Pie"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Cake!

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

Messy Eater

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Gesundheit!"

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'It's one of your five a day.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

Naughty Food

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

'Folks call me 'Noodles!'"

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

'Some food missed my mouth.'