Messy Munchers Prints

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Alphabet soup

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Cake!

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Gesundheit!"

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

Messy Eater

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'It's one of your five a day.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Naughty Food

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

'Some food missed my mouth.'