Messy Eaters Prints

'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Michael, do your dinner."

Babies who Lunch.

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

Messy Eater

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"Please mum, please!"

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'