Messy Eaters Gifts

'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Please mum, please!"

'Mom. . . not worms again!'

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'