Messy Eater Appreciation Gifts

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'How is the water prepared?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Gesundheit!"

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

Naughty Food

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

'Some food missed my mouth.'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'