Messy Eater Appreciation Gifts

What's for dinner? Leftunders!

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'How is the water prepared?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

Messy Eater

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Gesundheit!"

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

Naughty Food

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.