Messy Meal Enthusiast Gifts

Friends trying to have lunch with disruptive baby

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Our Troubled Chowders

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Gesundheit!"

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

Fresh Fish Restaurants

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

"I'm making dirty rice."