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Friends trying to have lunch with disruptive baby

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

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"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Cooking With Pollock.

Our Troubled Chowders

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

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"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

"I'm making dirty rice."

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