Messy Food Enthusiasts Gifts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"There's a fly in my soup."

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

"We take the appearance of responsive customer service very seriously."

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'