Food Mess Fan Gifts

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

Pop up hell

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."