Food Mess Fan T-Shirts

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tzatzikicicle

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Pop up hell

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"