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Sloppy Joes.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Cow Cow Plops.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Pop up hell

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

Impossicle.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

You're late!

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

101 Placenta Recipes