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Sloppy Joes.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Origin of the 'spork'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'MILK FIGHT!'

Cow Cow Plops.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Pop up hell

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

Impossicle.

101 Placenta Recipes

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"