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"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"There's a fly in my soup."

Messy Eater

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Gesundheit!"

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

"We take the appearance of responsive customer service very seriously."