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Joe's Diner - Messy Eaters Welcome

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'How do I know your ours?'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Messy Eater

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"Gesundheit!"

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'