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'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

'Some food missed my mouth.'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Folks call me 'Noodles!'"

"Oops...you got a little pizza sauce there!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

Messy Eater

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

"Gesundheit!"

Man Ties Moustache to in a Knot to Prevent Stains.

'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'

Eating blackberry pie.

My little brother's a child of many moods, and judging from his appearance, also many flavors.

"I need a shirt that hides food stains."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Bus Stop. Ernie, you're a mess! I can tell you had eggs, toast and jelly for breakfast this morning. Hah! You're wrong! That was yesterday!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Cooking With Pollock.

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?