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'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'You made me jump.'

It's all gravy.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Out and In.

Salvador Deli

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"Your food should be out shortly - just waiting for the exterminators to finish mopping up."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'