Messy Food Enthusiast Gifts

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'You made me jump.'

It's all gravy.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Out and In.

Salvador Deli

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'