Messy Eating Enthusiast Prints

Joe's Diner - Messy Eaters Welcome

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Gesundheit!"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'