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Cooking shows for dogs

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Baker Romance

Man's cooking explodes.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Newborn Chaos

Chef De Party.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'Net to catch pancake.'

COVID-19 kitchen

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares