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"We've come to spoil the broth."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Chef De Party.

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Vegetable Cook

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

It's all gravy.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'You made me jump.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Cooking

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'