Kitchen Chaos Lovers Pillows

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Chef De Party.

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Cafe Burns.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Vegetable Cook

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Cooking

'Do you want toast with that?'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Cook au vin

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'