Kitchen Chaos Lover Pillows

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'The health department will be here any minute. Get rid of all the salmonella back there.'

"Tell them their pasta prima vera will be slightly delayed."

"And now a recipe for disaster..."

Terror in the Kitchen

'We're making cheese smoothies!'

Chicken chases chef out of kitchen with knife.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

"Are you stirring vigorously?"

"Hey guys, there's a couple more complaints about hair in the soup."

Cuckoo blender

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

COVID-19 kitchen

'Net to catch pancake.'

A corollary to a watched pot never boils is that the pot will boil as soon as you realize you're out of tea.

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

Who put an acorn in the microwave?

Struggling chef.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Fire department, I guess—point is I made too much pasta."

Good Mop, Bad Mop.

'The freezer's on the blink again.'

Russian eggs.

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

The food inspector

'Too much spice?'

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."