Messy Eater Appreciator Gifts

"I call it 'action eating'."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

"Gesundheit!"

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

'Some food missed my mouth.'

'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'