Messy Eater Appreciator Gifts

"I call it 'action eating'."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Babies who Lunch.

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Messy Eater

'Steady on,sir-that's not quite what it means!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

'I don't mind the meat being carved at the table, but do the potatoes have to be mashed at the table?'

'Some food missed my mouth.'

'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'